So at my job all i do is make ads...all day. All day...all i do..is make ads. Ads for Realtors, ads for Doctors, ads for Pet sitters and of course for Restaurants. Or some like to call themselves
Ristorantes...fancy! Well, a lot of the time they request clip art to go along with their promotions and the big one is probably their Early Bird Dinners (for seniors because they go to bed at 6 right after their 5o'clock dinner) so out my frustration of using our crappy ones (pictures below)

I made my own! What do you think of him? I think he's awesome :)
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He's a GBH. My co-workers said "he should be serving chicken, that's funny" i said "but he's a heron, he serves fish. That's funny!" I guess he could eat other meats...
like rabbit (caution: link may contain some of the saddest pictures you've ever seen)...
god... rabbit is so fucking delicious. i know that because of the pictures that sounds like i am being sarcastic, but i am actually being serious... in fact everytime lately my father or mother asks me if i want something to eat i have been saying "mmm rabbit... i wish i could have rabbit again"
ReplyDeletei swear i am not lying, it is too weird to be false. like how the bible is too weird to be true... or something like that.
I think that is probably my favorite bird you've ever drawn! I love him!
ReplyDeleteI think it really shows how gross you think fish is based on your illustration here - an obviously very dead fish served with crinkly brown stuff!
Yum!